Sunny day. Chasing our cares away. And making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way. 'Cause he's one bad motha fucka. He's one bad motha fucka. Elmo pimps hos. Elmo pimps hos. Elmo pimps hos. And he'll pimp you too. Unlike Snufalufagus. Elmo makes the bitches huff and puff on his - NUTS. 'Cause it's like that. He's a pimp from Sesame Street. Fuck with Elmo and you might get beat. Like Cookie Monster got beat 'cause he's playing cards with Elmo and he tried to cheat. But Elmo saw him trying to cheat so he got out his seat, whipped out his meat and gave Cookie Monster a treat. Now that blue bitch is missing a few teeth. Now how many cookies can he eat? None motha fucka. 'Cause he got busted in the motha fuckin' mouth. Yeeah. Elmo pimps hos. Elmo pimps hos. Elmo pimps hos. And he'll pimp you too. Big Bird, Big Bird, better check whatcha heard. I heard Big Bird wasn't down with the nerd. I told Elmo about that shit. Elmo made Big Bird suck his dick. Then he hit him in the beak. And said "you weak, you weak". Then Elmo said "hey Big Bird get the fuck out the kitchen if you can't stand the heat. 'Cause I'm the motha fuckin' pimp of Sesame Street" Elmo pimps hos. Elmo pimps hos. EL-mo pimps hos. And he'll pimp you too motha fucka. Yeah.
Current Mood: I'm horny
Current Music: "Elmo Pimps Hos"